Can I Keep a Secret this Fabulous?

The secret of being a bore... is to tell everything.
                                                     -Voltaire

So that means the secret to an exciting life filled with surprises means being able to keep a secret... right?

 

Ssshhhhhhh....

I've got a secret.  Probably the biggest secret of my life.  It's pretty flipping awesome really.  And I'm just dying to tell...

But the excitement, anticipation and surprise of not telling is so worth me keeping my lips sealed!

 

Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.                        -Benjamin Franklin